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By Joe Lycett

'Joe is little short of hilarious' -Sarah Millican

'I Lycett, I Lycett much' -Harry Hill

'His uniquely wry and witty humour rolls merrily out from the first actual web page and we have been snorting with laughter like a contented pig all through. plenty extra of a similar please Joe! 5*s' -Heat

Dear Reader,

Life is tough. we're a bombarded new release: fb, billboards, Twitter, Instagram, taxes, newspapers, watches tracking our sleep, apps that learn our pulse, terrorism. there is such an onslaught to the senses nowadays it is a surprise any folks be capable to get away from bed. i like bed.

While we're beaten and pressured via the miasmic cloud of data, there are those who search to make the most: there are parking fines, hate Tweets, Nigerian e-mail scams and yuletide newsletters from old style associates approximately their grotesque little ones. And simply as we are getting around to doing whatever approximately it, we are distracted again.

I, Joe Lycett, comic, wordsmith, complainer, am right here to aid. in the course of my brief lifetime of doing mostly not anything i have found strategies to lots of life's difficulties, which I impart to you, pricey Reader. Containing a centurion of criticism letters to unsuspecting celebrities, businesses and somebody courageous sufficient to clog up my mobilephone, in addition to illustrations, one-liners , jokes and existence hacks, this little gem will give you a set of tips and suggestion* for all demeanour of recent woe. by the point you've entire interpreting this ebook you have learnt how to:

- opposite a parking fine
- control the tabloid press
- Navigate social media
- reply to hate mail
- Out-weird net trolls
- Contest a so-called ripe avocado
- ship the correct Christmas newsletter
- Defeat ISIS
- Take down multi-national companies
AND a lot, a lot MORE!

Joe Lycett x

* when you are searching for counsel with taxes, quitting smoking, relocating condo, love, divorce, schooling, healthcare or whatever really vital may possibly i like to recommend talking to acquaintances or kinfolk and never consulting a publication by way of a comic who eats halloumi at the very least two times a day.

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